Jack of All Trades, Master of None

I can’t believe I’m stuck next to this obnoxious man at the debut of Final Fantasy X: Live Action.  I want to tell him to shut up.

“SHUT UP.” I say to him.  His response is ever so deliciously evil as he grabs my collar and draws his fist back to punch me in the face.  Rather than go forward with this plan, he stands up and leaves for a moment, only to bring his girlfriend in to “deal” with me.

She talks with me gently and quietly– a motion unexpected by the raving man.  He begrudgingly sits back down next to me.  His eyes are swimming in pools of sorrow as I express forgiveness upon his actions.  We agree to finish watching the remainder of the film.  Everyone dies.